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Baby, baby, baby…

Happy fucking 18^th birthday you dork<3. YOU’RE FINALLY 18!! You’re old, EW. I’m kidding. I love you:]. Adam, you are the pure joy in my life. Whenever something is wrong, you make it all better. You always put me in the best moods. Every time I talk to you, I’m smiling. You are the cutest fucking thing on the planet (too bad you JUST realized that). I’m going to be completely honest, the first time I ever talked to you, when we were watching the X-games, I fell in love, and I never thought me of all people would be with such an amazing boy like you. Shit, you’re 18 now...MAN. The point is I’m so lucky you’re mine. Ooh and I don’t care what you think or say, you are DEFINITALY cuter:]. And, I love you more, endof. Speaking of the X-games, we still need to go see the 3D movie and cuddle during the winter X-games, and wrestle to prove I’ll sooo kick your ass, even though you’re a buff mofucka. I can take ya. We need to do so many things, like lazer tagging and uh…yeah I had more but I forgot. I’m sorry. I still need to steal all your hoodies, even though you can never remember that little bet we made. So um, yeah, I love you? I think I said that, but it’s important so you need to know. I love everything about you. I love how warm hearted you are. I love how you make me feel when you call me baby, or gorgeous, or beautiful, or any other cute name you call me. I love how positive you are. I love your humor and how you always have me laughing. I love how you always get attacked by cats. I love how you’re such a camera whore. I love your smile. I love how random you are. I love how I can talk to you about anything. I love our cute little fights over who is cuter (you) and who loves who more (I so love you more). I love how you hate NeverShoutNever except did it hurt, cause that’s our songggg<3. And between you and I. And a bunch of songs you sang to me. And that one song you wrote that the chorus always gets stuck in my head for 3 days after I hear it (the one that’s like “you are here when I need you the moooooosttt”). Yeah, I cried the first time I heard it, shhh. Um happy birthday! I have more to say to you, I promise, but my brain won’t work because it knows it has to. Oh, I was going to rant some more about how cute you are and how much I love you. You are the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Your smile just lights up my mood. “That shirt looks amazing on you.” You know the one. You are the best boyfriend anyone could ever wish for, and I’m so happy you chose me to be yours. We’ve had our fights, we’ve broken up, but no matter what, we worked it out. I don’t know what I’d do without you in my life. You’re the one that makes me happy. You’re the one that makes me laugh. You’re the one that I look forward to talking to everyday. You’re all mine. And you’re the one that I love with all my heart. Forever and always<3. Happy birthday babyyy enev though you aren't excited at all. I look forward to beating you wrestling. Hahah. Aaaaaaaaand…I love you Adam Michael Sefierth. Sorry I had to put your full name in your card somewhere because I love it:]. Have a great day babyy<3

Love your amazing girlfran Sammmmm :]<3333
8.27.09<3-FOREVER

Dear Matt,

Happy Birthday…I hate you. You are the most annoying person I’ve ever talked to in my life. You piss me off so much. I don’t know why I pretended to care so long. Every time I talk to you, I want to fucking die. You seriously make me sick. You are the most heartless person that ever walked this earth. I always hope one day you’d just trip and fall into a fucking pit of lava and acid. Every time I see one of your pictures or see your face, I just want to beat you with an ugly stick, but it looks like somebody already did. You’re such a wannabe sceenie weenie. It’s why you hate them so much. You want to be them. WOW. I’m done. I can’t do this anymore. Dude, I’m so fucking kidding. That was really hard to do. I was going to write like a whole page of shit like “I hate you…” but I wrote like 2 sentences and I already felt bad. Plus I ran out of bad shit to say about you, and you asked for it. Js. By the way, you aren’t annoying. You’re fun:]. OH and you aren’t ugly. You’re fucking adorable. I have such a cute bestfriend<3. But how bad would you feel if I actually meant that shit, and you got that on the best day of your life? So let me start this over…

Dear MattyWattyWubkins (A.K.A. my Mattski <3),

HAPPY 18^th BIRTHDAY BESTFRANNN! I love you. I love you. I love you. SO MUCH! So you’re finally 18. Now you can do all that cool stuff you always talk about…like not getting in trouble for being out late, and buying your own cigarettes, AND SKYDIVING! Lucky. Oh, and I hope your birthday is like super-duper awesome (just like youuuu) ßoooh sweet-talk. Plus you’re off house arrest…YAY!! Kay uh, I think it’s time for the mushy-friendy-I love you shit.

Matthew, you’re my bestfriend. I hope you know that. I’ve known you for like…damn like 5ish months already. That’s kindof a long ass time for me. You’ve introduced me to so much, like music and shit, and remember, I’ll always be your #1 groupie ;]. You are definitely one of the funniest kid’s I know. Every time I talk to you I’m always laughing or smiling. We’re so snarky it’s amusing. OH AND CAN’T FORGET HOW WEIRD I AM. I’ll never stop being weird, cause if I did, you’d die, and that isn’t good. I love you and your love for trees. I know this doesn’t sound very good, but I love when you’re high. You are absolutely hilarious, like when you rap, jizz at winky faces, and beg to fuck me. LMFAO. I love how we come up with the most random topics and just have rant conversations over them for like a half hour, or until one of our brilliant imaginations comes up with another random topic. Oh, I hate you and your extreme math skill. SO JEALOUS!! (But I now know that 15 – 8 is 7. Thank you for thattttt). Kay so time for the mushy stuff that hopefully isn’t so deep you start crying. Don’t cry, I’m not that good of a writer. So, you’ve been through so much shit, so many hard times, too much for one person to go through in a lifetime, but you always seem to pull through and keep a smile. I adore you and your strength. I look up to you. Whenever I have a problem, and you aren’t around I just think, what the hell would Matthew do? Another thing, you should know, no matter how small or “stupid” you think it is, whatever the problem is, if there is a problem, I’m always here if you need someone to talk to or vent to. I’m here to listen. I’m here to help you if you need it. Oh, and if you ever attempt to cook and you lose your house, you know you can just live here. We still need to go to Wal-Mart about 36 times, and blast music in your car, and eat orange Kit Kats that you have to lure me into your car with. I love how you make fun of me because of my accent, which is exactly like Adam’s, who you make fun of for his accent. Speaking of Adam, if it wasn’t for you, I wouldn’t know my own boyfriend. So thanks for knowing such a cool kiddo and coming into my life :]. I remember when I first started talking to you guys, you 2 used to wrestle and fight over one of you telling me or Priscilla something the other person said, and you would always win, you buff piece of EYECANDY<3. My mom is so gay for that, and I’m never letting it go. Like the time I talked to you at the mall, and we didn’t know it was each other, but we remember it perfectly. We even remember what I was wearing *cough* HARDTAILS *cough*. :]. You know you love how I’m such a cr33p3r. Like, it’s not just sometimes anymore; it’s grown to like a daily thing. OH SHIT! MY GRANDMA’S CALLING! Sorry, I had to. Kay back to the serious shit…I can talk to you about anything, and be completely comfortable. Matt, you are my best friend, PERIOD. You’re such an asshole for that but I love you<3. OH EM GEE NOT MORE SWEET TALK! Yes, more sweet talk for Matthew on his 18^th birthday. Well, you’re like, such an adorable dude. Your voice is absolutely out of this world and your talent is like over the top. You don’t have to even be talking to me to make me smile, just play one of your songs, which I eventually make you overplay and move on to another favorite song, then you got pissed cause that one song was the special song that we loved to listen to together, and I moved on to another one of your songs. This would be so much easier to explain if you named any of your songs, but it’s okay, I know all the words anyway (characteristic of being the #1 groupie. Js.) I love how some days; you pick out what I’m wearing to school the next day to help me look spiffy and nice. SHHHHHHHHHHH by the way… OORRing at me on cam is fun I guess…and the burping game that you refuse to play unless you win. Wow, this just randomly popped into my head. Craisins, OOH I THOUGHT YOU SAY CROISSANTS! Lmao, I’m stupid. Wow, just thinking about how close we’ve become over these past couple months makes me realize you’re kindof like an older brother to me. You do anything you can to protect me and stick up for me, like you still have to hunt that guy from the Attack Attack concert that broke my rib (which is like finally better). Dude, when are we gunna have a fucking sleepover. We planned like 7 and they just…poof. SLEEP OVER MATTHEW. IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY. NO WE DON’T NEED SLEEP. YES, WE CAN FUCKING PARTY! K well I ran out of shit to say, even though I’ll remember the second you see this. OH WELL. I just want you to know…I LOVE YOU SO SUPER-UBER-DOOPER-SALGKSDGLJKSDGLK MUCH MATTHEW ALEXANDER CROUS!